Are you serious? If so, in what context?
They were arguing about the merits of BBQ sauce on cheese and bacon meat pies, whereupon one of them compared the pies to Queen Victoria (presumably a young, attractive Victoria).
And then they did a burnout across a 4 lane intersection in front of other vehicles and i rang the cops. Gee it's a fun job that one!
Cycling. Farming. Repairing robots. Not sleeping.